TS: Bogus Wakeup Scene

This is a complete bogus wakeup scene I wrote in the 2nd Sequel to Piquant. Jim and Blair would not act like this, I'm sure. But it's funny, so I'll preserve it here, and hope I can cannabalize it someday.

Wakeup Call #1: "Up and at 'em, Blair, we've gotta get outta here."

Jim walked into the kitchen, carefully considered what to make for breakfast. He was vacillating between a tofu scramble with mango juice and cinnamon toast or sausauge with orange juice and peanutbutter toast. Two sets of comfort food. Realized that the juice and toast experiences were easily customizable, and that Blair deserved a main dish he could eat without worrying about his arteries on today of all days. He pulled out the tofu, the red and yellow peppers, some shredded cheddar, a few pre-cut onion chunks, and some frozen peas.

Wakeup Call #2: "Blair, seriously, you should get up, get showered, and get dressed. You're going to be moaning and groaning about being late, and all I'm going to say is, 'I told you so.' And I'm cooking breakfast, you don't want it to burn, do you?"

"wubekfa?"

"Tofu scramble."

"hasis?"

"No. I'm already eating tofu, which tastes like erasers mashed together with soybean oil and glue. No hot sauce for either of us."

He chose not to listen to the response as he went back to the kitchen and chopped everything up. He put some olive oil in the pan, along with the onion and chunks of tofu. Then he braced himself. Time for wakeup call number three.

Blair shrieked when the sheets and pillow were pulled off of him. His hairy butt stuck straight up in the air, as his limbs and head were pulled underneath him in a tight ball. "Cold!"

"Life is tough all over. Get in the shower; the tofu is already in the pan." He walked out of the room, knowing that Blair would not get up until he was gone. #